I received this photo in the mail recently. Decided to re-gift it to a @cspanwj regular. Enjoy, @kybelle1957! And let’s keep our President and his beautiful family in the White House for another four years!
OK, here I think the problem is one of length. Chris’s protracted answer clocks in at just under two minutes. I’m quite certain that this is approximately 12 times the length of the caller’s attention span. Time how long it takes to articulate the following answer:
“I think Jason is powerfully articulating exactly the idiocy that runs through the state of Texas. Jason, your mom and your sister… same person? True or false?”
Now, see, I think this kind of caller is looking for a real salt-of-the-earth workin’ man kind of answer. Such as: “Hey, nice to hear from a veteran. Thank you for your service. By the way, are you drunk? Because it’s pretty early, and you’re seriously slurring your words. I guess there could be another explanation for the spite and “poor-me” butthurt (oxy? #Foxnews?), but why don’t you shove every empty bottle within reach up your… umm, next caller?”